HANK:
Hurray, hurry, hard!

Hard,
hurry, hard!

Yes, yes!
Whoa, right off!

What are you doing?
You're freakin' me out.

Oh, sorry. We're gettin'
ready for curling season.

Oh.
I take it you're
not a fan?

No, I have never
gotten into curling.

I find it kind of,
I don't know--

Dull?

I suppose.
But more, um--

Slow?

Could you slip the word
excruciating in there somewhere?

I can see where it
wouldn't hold the same

level of intensity
as muffin stacking.

But it has its moments.

It's just not
my cup of tea.

It's more exciting
than a cup of tea.

It may not be muffins,
but it's more than tea.
Give it that much.

Fine. It's less than muffins,
but more than tea.

Was that so I don't even know
difficult? what I'm saying.

Then our work
here is done.
See ya. Bye.

¶ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ¶

¶ Then tell me that it
took three days ¶

¶ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ¶

¶ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ¶

¶ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ¶

¶ And that's why you can
stay so long ¶

¶ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ¶